Career Choice

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,
Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward
aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Edward, “He plays Rugby for England but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

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