Philosophy

Can you cry underwater?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Round Pizza…Square Box?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say we ‘slept like a baby’? Babies only sleep for about 2 hours at a time

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a film, but ON Telly?

Why do you go all the way up a tall bulding to look down at the people below through binoculars?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change, they’re going to see you naked anyway?!

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns bread to a horrible crisp, one that no one will ever eat?!

Why does Goofy stand up whilst Pluto is on all fours, they’re both dogs?!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing both songs?

Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face, but he sticks his head out the window in car?!

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